Friday, November 9, 2012

Sick Mermaid

The Little Mermaid. image via pinterest
All Hell broke loose in my body the day after the Giants victory parade (standing on Market Street for an extended period of time... I should’ve seen this coming), and now I’m finding it hard to remember what not being sick is like. 

I coughed exactly 7,000 times yesterday. I didn’t even know it was possible, but the intensity of each cough requires the use of my stomach muscles, and now I am sore all over.

On the bright side, I’m finally able to talk again. After all the coughing, my voice was gone. Literally gone. I started to think about my future and what it would be like if I could never talk again. I found comfort in the idea that I’d never be able to say something stupid and wouldn't have to participate in lifeless small talk. But I’d greatly miss meaningful conversations. Talking to people and knowing there’s depth in their words rather than just words to fill the air. I’d miss that a lot.

As my voiceless life flashed before my eyes, I thought about The Little Mermaid and how I was one step closer to emulating her lifestyle on land. Ariel is only able to win Prince Eric's love through body language, as Ursula agreed to turn her into a human in exchange for her beautiful voice. My voiceless self could relate to Ariel's frustrating time as a mute human, and before my voice came back, I was starting to think I needed to make friends with a reggae singing crab and find a prince or else my poor unfortunate soul would belong to an evil Sea Witch. 

Perhaps in the future I’ll make a post in which I tell you about my deep rooted love for mermaids. But until then, just know that I am more mermaid than I am human. 

Now, time to down some more cough medicine. I have a wild night ahead of me equipped with shots of NyQuil, cough drops, and a humidifier that doesn't seem to be helping very much. 


P.S. How cool is this room!? If it were mine, I would never leave.

Mermaid Room
Mermaid Room. image via pinterest

And this phone! I need it. Forever 5 years old

Mermaid phone. image via tumblr


  1. Love that room too! Hope you feel better soon.

    New follower - I love the way you write. Keep it up!

  2. Haha we spend half a day at work the other day talking about whether mermaids could exist. I do they they are wonderful inspiration though...seashells and sea creatures, and that room looks lovely!

    Sophisticated Lace

    1. haha I love that! I'd rather talk about mermaids than anything else! :)

  3. Ugh, the cough is everywhere. I think I coughed like 9,584 times yesterday. And a thousand more today. My voice is hiding under a rock somewhere past my esophagus. I hope you feel better! And dream of flippers and dolphin besties and beautiful legless boys.

    1. Thanks<3 I hope you feel better as well! Coughing's the worst :/

  4. I used to buy all of Ariel's tapes and would sometimes wish I was a mermaid like her! That bedroom is too cute! <3

    XO, Michi